unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via greetings)

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legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

image

(via greetings)

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oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via greetings)

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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via greetings)

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All
breakfastwithlilsatan:

romantic

stupid-runaway:

There’s no excuse for cheating. Don’t blame the beer, don’t act on “revenge”. Cheating is a disgusting thing done by even more disgusting people.

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